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i can’t believe nicki minaj has a whole song about how unreal her ass is

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John Krasinski’s Ice Bucket Challenge (off-screen cameo from Emily Blunt)

ima visit you in LA and we’ll go on adventures and eat nachos

GOOD.

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That sucks. :/ I always go places either by myself (to visit friends) or with friends. Ps - you should come visit me in Seattle sometime.

that i’m cool with. if i’m going to visit someone that’s cool but i wanna explore here and have no one to go with and i’m lame and feel weird going by myself. but yes i would love to try to visit you in seattle!! i wanna chill in the pacific northwest.

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JANUARY. YOU. ME. HOLLY. LIZ. OTHER PEOPLE. CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS DURING THE FUCKING WINTER. BOOZE AND TOASTED MARSHMALLOWS.

(well that is a large group of friends but) I’M THERE if i can afford it

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i want to gripe about something. this doesn’t count family vacations, large groups of friends, or going to visit someone. why do people only feel like they can go on vacation/out of town/on trips with their significant others? like if you wanted to go away for the weekend, why does it always have to be with your SO why can’t you just go with your good friend? maybe other people aren’t like this but i feel like the people in my life are like this. I WANNA GO PLACES TOO AND I DON’T WANNA BE THE THIRD WHEEL. someone go on trips with me is what im saying.

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markieramone:

han-shot—first:

at level two, there’s no more cursing. 

hannibalmorelikecannibal:

"One of the ad libs that happened was when I came on set for the dinner party scene, and they had the sort of chicken claw thing sticking up out of an appetiser.
And I said “we gotta use this man, this is ridiculous! It’s this dead claw thing.” And they kept it.  And I started to ask “what is this?” and then I went “forget it, I don’t want to know what it is.”“
- Raúl Esparza [x]

“If you die, I will literally go out of my freaking mind.”