“Eight years ago I made an ass of myself chasing after you. And I’ve made an ass of myself chasing after you a bunch of times since then. I have no regrets. Because it led me to something I wouldn’t trade for the world. It led to you being my friend. So, as your friend, and a leading expert in the field of making an ass of yourself, I say to you, from the heart: get the hell out of this car.”
