i like being obsessed with things so that im distracted from how much i hate myself
-finally does laundry-
-never puts away laundry-
-takes clean clothes out from pile until pile is gone-
sad? watch lord of the rings. happy? watch lord of the rings. sick? watch lord of the rings. sleepy? watch lord of the rings. dying from a festering wound? watch lord of the rings. have homework to do? watch lord of the rings.
watching lord of the rings solves 100% of all problems. trust me i am a medical doctor.
why isnt a series of unfortunate events a bigger franchise where are the other movies whERE IS THE THEME PArk i am so angry
I genuinely don’t know what to say to people who hate ABBA like
if you change your mind
I’m the first in the line
I wish there was a codeword for “you sprung that plan on me too last-minute and I didn’t have enough time to mentally prepare myself” because I feel kinda bad when someone spontaneously invites me to do something and I’m just like no no no no I need wARNING I have to have enough time to build up my social energy
Applying for jobs is starting to feel a lot like