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omg ok so I didn’t tell my parents about rick becoming my boyfriend (mostly because like…how do you initiate that? idk weird) but

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/mom please/

/mom please/

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  • mom: wanna go shopping? you need some pants for work.
  • me: no, that's okay. I'll survive with one pair.
  • mom: no you won't, let's go.
  • me: nooooo I don't LIKE shopping.
  • mom: what kind of girl are you?
  • me: DON'T FORCE GENDER ROLES ON ME!!!!!!!!!! *runs away*
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“I don’t really understand this at all. thanks for trying.” she says as she stops looking over my shoulder

lol that was an adventure

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showing my mom how to use tumblr

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I just got this e-mail from my mother

Did you get a chance to send Aunt Sara some pictures? If not please do so this week.

Did you go for your license renewal? If not please do so this week.

Did you turn 22 yet? If not please do so this week!!!!

probably the best e-mail I’ve ever gotten

definitely the best e-mail I’ve ever gotten from my mom

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"c’mon hey, get your burgers now
c’mon hey, come and eat your cow
c’mon now, they’re so delish
c’mon now, with Tishy Tish"
— an original rap, copyright of my mother (AKA how I was just called for dinner)
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